butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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