dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He felt like a one man threesome
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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