If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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