wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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