"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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