You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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