Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
