can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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