i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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