I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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