no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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