South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just want to make out with him forever
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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