he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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