super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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