he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
