You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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