I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
