Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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