so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Never underestimate the power of titties
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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