Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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