I think I died a long time ago.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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