hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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