your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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