with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We got so high we made milksteak
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
