I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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