i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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