paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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