we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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