he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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