Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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