it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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