Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
