need another drink. this is the easiest way
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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