she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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