we have officially lost it.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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