Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We have so much sex to catch up on
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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