wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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