U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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