he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
