What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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