It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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