Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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