I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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