i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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