im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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