I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
