Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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