real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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