why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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