I'm really into asian looking animals
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My pussy is not your playground.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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